We are so proud

Alex's 'graduation' from nursery class two to nursery class three.

Thankfully this momentous event didn't see him then going out and getting rat-arsed as is traditional at graduation.

Laura + Boredom =

The long winter nights fly by in the Harris household.

Material Girl

Madonna dropped in for a glass of Drostdy-Hof's finest claret yesterday.

There have been no threats of violence and therefore I am under no pressure to draw attention to Madonna's flat stomach and lean figure, despite having had a child.

We're not sure but it's probably illegal for Madonna to be using the traditional Arab headdress (the gutra) as a bra.

Car park at Souq Waqif

Swapped the Wiff for a camel. Doesn't get the hump so much and there's less spitting.

Boom boom.